Camouflage 101

The catflap arrived yesterday. It took a while to persuade the Patchwork cat to use it and not to (a) ignore it or (b) attack it. We may have succeeded. No one has seen the evidence as yet. However, he is getting into and out of the house without other doors and windows being opened for him so I think it’s clear.

He has discovered the art of teleportation.

Since he was determined not to be put into the conservatory and face the catflap last night (there are scratches on me–the type from scrabbling for escape rather than malevolence… I think) and to escape it this morning, he indulged in some expert camouflage I thought I might share with you.

1. Choose your hiding place…

Clearly he is just another soft toy. Nothing to see here. Certainly no cats. Just cuddly teddies and a single baleful eye of DOOM…

2. If you can’t see them…

Nothing to see here. Kindly move along.

Teh Hoominz. How STOOPID dey iz.